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(via pizza)

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

(via its-not-over-until-its-game-over)

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

(via hi)

egg-rolls:

so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute i realized im a sixteen year old girl

(via pizza)

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(via pizza)

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

(via its-not-over-until-its-game-over)

raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

(via its-not-over-until-its-game-over)

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

(via pizza)